Private Life

Archie сделал нам приятный подарок - бумажную версию Woody Allen - Standup Comic. Вручая ее мне, он уже знал, что вам, читатели, не избежать многочисленных цитат живого классика еврейского невротизма на страницах этого журнала.
Как в воду смотрел.
Я вас предупредил.

"I don't know what else to tell you about myself, I was a writer and an actor, I was a television writer and, ah, I wasn't an actor, I was in acting class. We did a play in acting class by Paddy Chayefsky called "Gideon", and I played the part of God, in "Gideon". It was typecasting. It was method acting, so two weeks beforehand, I started to live the part offstage, y'know. I really came on God, there, I was really fabulous, I put on a blue suit, I took taxi cabs all over New York. I tipped big, 'cause he would have. I got into a fight with a guy, and I forgave him. It's true. Some guy hit my fender and I said unto him...I said, "Be fruitful and multiply", but not in those words." (Private Life)